BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SHARE SECRETS WITH

                                           

                     
Three pastors met at camp; agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems, which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money. l do steal even from the church offering . Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman, my desire will be to go to bed with her. Infact l have slept with most of the church (female) members. Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem, he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm
him). When they asked him to continue, he was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear everything the two of u have just told me. Please pray for me! The two pastors fainted.

IS IT THAT BAD? SALARY PALAVA IN OSUN STATE. CONVERSATION BETWEEN FATHER, DAUGHTER AND IN-LAW TO BE :

                                       

Daughter:- Ekule bami, how is everybody in the village ?
Father:- Welcome my daughter, everybody is fine in the village. How
was your trip?
Daughter:- My trip was fine sir.
Father:- Who is this gentleman beside
you ?
Daughter:- (Smile) Daddy, as we discussed earlier,he is my fiancée Aremu by name
Father: Omo mi (My Son) you're welcome. How is everything?
Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se pupo
Father: My daughter, I'm so lucky to have this handsome man here as my in-law to be.
Daughter: Thank you baami.
Father: Your fiancée is from which town?